What I'm trying to say is that, when I do something amazing, whether it's a 100 on a test, running a mile in 8 minutes, doing 10 pushups in a row, graduating school, cleaning the litter box, cooking dinner, or going on a bike ride with my dad without anyone getting injured, I want some reward to be thrown my way. You know, maybe a happy fanfare plays in the background, I do a cool little dance move, and receive some special object. Preferably something like a pair of pants. EPIC pants. That increase my classiness by 15. That would be really, really, awesome.
Sadly, I don't get anything like this. Instead, I just get little pieces of paper with happy faces on it that add +1 to my self esteem and -1 to my awesomeness. How depressing...
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I have 2 bizarre, frequently used phrases. The first of them is 'you sand-blasted grease monkey!' I usually say that when I'm frustrated with someone. It flies out of my mouth quite often. This odd phrase originates from Wakka of Final Fantasy X, when he is angry with the Al Bhed for attempting to kidnap Yuna... again.
The 2 of my favorite phrases, the one that is rarely used, is 'HOLY HELL!' I say that when I'm quite surprised. This phrase has a much more interesting backstory, involving what, if I recall correctly, was a game of Zombies on Halo 2.
So, me and a friend, of whom shall be referred to as Courtesy, were hiding out in a room on one of the maps, away from the zombies. It was still near the beginning of the match, and only 2 to 4 people were zombies, explaining why were hiding and not shooting away. We're just standing around, waiting, minding our own business, when, rather suddenly, I should say, a zombie jumps out at us and stabs us with his sword. Courtesy's last words? 'HOLY HELL!'
I found this amusing, and I claimed it my phrase, to only be used in situations of dire urgency and the like. And the fact that it contradicts itself makes it awesome.
1 comment:
lies you failed your english test
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