Episode 10: Petty Arguements

I'm now declaring that I'm writing this blog as though none of family, including my mum, is reading this. Just a warning, though - not much is going to change. Figured I should say that, however.

I absolutely love it when my mum and Dana, my quasi-stepfather, argue. Now, most people would say, "Why Seth, that's a horrible thing to say!", but, in all truth, you just have to be here to know how funny the stuff they argue about is!

Sometimes they argue about cleaning up the back porch. Here's some dialogue for you!

[Dana] *hastily cleaning the kitchen with spazmotic movements as far as the eye can see*
[Mum] Can you please clean when I'm done eating - your stressing me out.
[Dana] If I don't do it now, it won't be done later.
[Mum] I'll do it later.
[Dana] You're not GOING to do it later.
[Mum] Just stop cleaning.
[Dana] HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A WOMAN THAT ASKS A MAN TO STOP CLEANING?
[Mum] HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A MAN THAT QUESTIONS A WOMAN WHEN HE'S ASKED TO STOP CLEANING?

The altercation goes on for a little bit, with mindless rambling, until they both finally stop. I'm just sitting in front of the computer of which is oddly located in the living room at the moment, reading n00bs talk about how they can't seem to get the Zodiac Spear, and laughing away, at both the n00b's stupidity and the humourous conflict.

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Hey Sanjuro, if you are still reading this blog, click here! I lied, he's not really a gay samurai!

You all stay classy! I have nothing else to say - goodbye world!